When Adam was at Hadrian Primary School, he had the opportunity to stand up and tell a story to the class. He was 9 years old at the time and in Mrs Clements class. He decided to tell the joke about the blind man of Whitburn. Here goes;- A woman was just about to take a shower when there was a knock on her door. "Who is it" she cried. "Its the blind man of Whitburn" he replied. She thought about this and decided that because he was blind, he wouldnt know she hadnt her clothes on, so she answered the door!! "Canny pair of TITS Mrs, do you want to buy some blinds," he said. His teacher couldnt hold back her laughter in front of the class.